Inspired by James Shore’s recent Energized Work haiku (and feeling temporarily brainlocked) I decided to tap my inner muse
Commented out code!
Detritus of method’s past
Time to refactor
I know…..don’t give up the day job. And give me a break, I know refactoring is a lot more than removing commented out code, but there is only so much you can say in 5-7-5 syllables.
Plus, I really wanted to work in detritus. Not a word you get to use everyday.
Old Dog, New Tricks 
She wonders out loud
Has he fed the dogs yet
They look perplexed
Hungry? At last, yes.
Is there a difference between the art of haiku and the art of programming? Both require require focused and calculated simplicity.